I'm not old, I'm RETRO - Funny Gift, Embroidered Sweatshirt

Add a playful vintage twist to your wardrobe with this embroidered sweatshirt featuring the bold and humorous quote “I’m not old, I’m RETRO.” Perfect for anyone who embraces nostalgia with a wink, this design blends retro charm with everyday comfort. The crisp embroidery and classic midweight fit make it an easy favourite - cozy, stylish, and guaranteed to spark a smile.

Made from a soft midweight cotton‑blend, this sweatshirt offers warmth without bulk, with clean ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband for a classic fit. The crisp embroidery adds a premium finish that stands out beautifully on every colour option.

There is a choice of nine sweatshirt colours, and please note that thread colours may be adjusted on parts of the design to ensure maximum visibility and impact. For example, if the design contains black thread, this will be substituted for another colour on the black sweatshirt.

The wording on this design cannot be changed, but the thread colours can. If you have a preferred colour palette, feel free to let us know - we’re happy to match your theme where possible.

Please ensure you email your requests to us and read our returns policy for bespoke products before ordering.

Sizing: Available in S to 4XL - please refer to our size chart for exact measurements. 

Care: Machine wash at 30°C, non‑chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

Embroidery note: Thread colours may appear slightly different depending on the sweatshirt colour chosen, due to contrast and fabric tone.